The kernel possesses a wealth of knowledge as to the state of the system. Unfortunately, the key to accessing that information is usually locked within the kernel source. Retrieving it generally means modifying the kernel, writing your own means to export data to userspace, recompiling, rebooting, and testing. To overcome this, we demonstrate an existing tool called SystemTap which allows a powerful scripting language to inject code anywhere into a stock Linux kernel at runtime in order to gather arbitrary statistics and transmit them to userspace. We then plot a course to the eventual goal of using this tool to determine a CPU frequency scaling solution.